If Earl doesn’t wake up in the morning Opal is gonna regret griping at him about something so ridiculous as claiming that knowing he was blinking kept her from sleeping, she’ll wish she could hear him blinking again! (And regret is a horrible feeling!)
I can remember while my father and I were watching TV, he sitting in his recliner and I on the sofa about 10 feet away, I could hear his Bulova wrist watch ticking.
They seem to take turns irritating each other. He gives as good as he takes. Didn’t he shrink her sweater a week or so ago? It is how they “get along.”
There’s nothing funny about a woman so bitter, contentious, hateful, and self-centered that makes her feel entitled to harass someone who loves her for blinking.
C about 1 year ago
Petty and disagreeable, she is
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
would Opal still have trouble falling asleep if even a pin dropped?
Ratkin about 1 year ago
Put a lid on it, Opal, or Earl will lash out and browbeat you.
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh, Opal, for heaven’s sake. Take a chill pill.
Frankie5466 about 1 year ago
If Earl doesn’t wake up in the morning Opal is gonna regret griping at him about something so ridiculous as claiming that knowing he was blinking kept her from sleeping, she’ll wish she could hear him blinking again! (And regret is a horrible feeling!)
ꜝ about 1 year ago
Opal’s miserable…
and she’s determined to spread it around
maureenmck Premium Member about 1 year ago
When your eyes are open, Opal, you’re blinking too … over 14,000 times every day.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
Maybe Opal needs to take a laxative
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
Hey, you’re dreaming to vividly.
Daniel Verburg about 1 year ago
Women’s logic?
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] about 1 year ago
Maybe he should take up snoring!!!
iggyman about 1 year ago
Take a sleeping pill, Opal
jagedlo about 1 year ago
“I can’t help it”…yes, you can, Opal; you just choose not to!
ninstar about 1 year ago
I’m more annoyed that he appears to be reading in the dark.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Oh piffle, Opal! Turn on your side and go to sleep! Next it will be his breathing…
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Just to know you might be enjoying something drives her crazy.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
Finally, the truth
brick10 about 1 year ago
And even if he went to a different room, Opal would KNOW Earl was blinking and stay awake.
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sounds like a personal problem.
wongo about 1 year ago
Separate bedrooms has a nice ring to it.
johnjoyce about 1 year ago
Opal and Earl have begun to make me sad. They are not very fun to read anymore.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
It is all mental….I guess?
DawnQuinn1 about 1 year ago
Opal does not need a reason to nag Earl. She does it continually.
jango about 1 year ago
Who DOESN’T blink???
tremaine53 about 1 year ago
Call Ripley’s Believe It or Not, because while Opal is long past menopause, she displaying PMS thinking.
DatsunMan about 1 year ago
I can remember while my father and I were watching TV, he sitting in his recliner and I on the sofa about 10 feet away, I could hear his Bulova wrist watch ticking.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“Well, excuuuuuse meeeee…”
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member about 1 year ago
They seem to take turns irritating each other. He gives as good as he takes. Didn’t he shrink her sweater a week or so ago? It is how they “get along.”
Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago
Misophonia.
wtepps about 1 year ago
I’ve always thought Opal was a bit of a shrew. I mean I get it, Earl can be unobservant or even thoughtless at times, but geez, Opal.
ANIMAL about 1 year ago
OH FOR GOD SAKE.!!!!
JudithStocker about 1 year ago
Opal is lucky that Earl is “broken in”. If she had a younger man (or model of husband), she’d wish Earl was back.
w16521 about 1 year ago
Opal’s nose looks bigger then ever.
cubswin2016 about 1 year ago
I think that Opal just likes to cause trouble.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Finally, we get to the truth of the matter! And goggles won’t help.
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
What do you do when he snores? I use ear plugs!
T... about 1 year ago
For God’s sake, get separate bedrooms, you’re too old to sleep together, you need seperate bathrooms too…
dlestersprint0 about 1 year ago
Opal has a problem Earl has a bigger problem, Opal.
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 year ago
How can he blink? He doesn’t have eyelids……or eyes.
Komix Lover about 1 year ago
I’ve heard blinks. When it’s quiet, and I’m listening, and someone blinks loud.
JoMama about 1 year ago
Earl needs to give her a Dutch Oven
Ukko wilko about 1 year ago
I recommend separate bedrooms.
wiatr about 1 year ago
The other day this subject came up on WPVI. There’s a name for her problem. IIRC, it’s “misophonia.”
scottsafriendofgod 9 months ago
There’s nothing funny about a woman so bitter, contentious, hateful, and self-centered that makes her feel entitled to harass someone who loves her for blinking.