Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 11, 2023

Later, he will have some Häagen-Dasz.

And don’t forget to listen to Björk.

Oh, just an icelandic horse screen test! And I wanted to berate you for too much cussing…BTW: ñiče beard, Høräce!

The question is, can Horace tolt?

It seems like for any competition, he’s always a dark horse to win.

πoo m£ch languag¥ing

A thespian in need of an Reykjavíkian equestrian.

I smell ham in his performance

“CUT”…!

From the Haagen-Dazs website: 60 years ago, two Polish immigrants from the Bronx decided to create a new luxury in ice cream. So, it’s from New York, not Scandinavia

“I have an ümlaut.”

“I hear you can have them removed now,”

Good luck with that, Horace! Unless you’ve been with the director, you don’t have a chance in hell, now a days! ☹️

How many of us could read this out loud and pronounce it correctly?

I know I can’t

Icelandic

Horace needs a dialect coach. Some of those diacriticals Would be more at home in Norway, Iberia or eastern Europe.

sings “Smørrebrød Smørrebrød Rømpømpømpøm …”

Eyjafjallajökull

Icelandics are awesome animals. Their people are some hardy partiers, voice of experience : )

Gotta keep those flies off your final copy.

He’s a font of foreign wisdom.