Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 11, 2023

Tell him “11.”

Um…… I’m not following this punchline

Or maybe just how high you were.

Does he also have a fan so he can feel the wind?

You’re going to need a bigger tub.

Huge bath. Is that the master bath or the powder room? I downsized, I can turn around in my master bath

Was this a product of congress, all the lack of though is there; to include tech support for idiots like them!

My mother had an exercise pool that had directional jets so she could do things like walk in place against the current. And I think they make something similar so you can swim against the current. Water skiing is just a small step up from that, right?

This is how you are meant to do it -

https://youtu.be/1q2hu-mDtKs?t=239

That’s a d@m fine question, that deserves a d@m fine answer. Please let me know what it is.

Tell the tech guy your husband was running the jets “b-lls out.”

Is he making bubbles in the tub?

To the water bill will be appended a fine for “No Wake” violation.

He wants to know if you tried the “Old Faithful” setting?

I misread that as “how high you were when running the jets”.

This one lost me.

How is there still water in the tub?

Our tub is about 42" long, which requires sitting with knees and chin almost touching. It also has six jets for whatever reason I can’t imagine. Could take the skin off if water too hot. But but my first experience with it was my last.

First, the switch is across the room with no remote, so I turn it on, then walk to the tub and squeeze in. Naturally, the water level rose and a lot went out the overflow. Obviously the only way to turn off the jets was to get out of the tub, S-o-o-o-o-o I get up, the water level drops below the jets but not the intake. The jets then fire a stream about 8’ out onto the bedroom carpet. Talk about fun.

Showers quickly became our choice for bathing.

The pump for those jets requires 440v 3-phase power.

I can’t live without my hot tub, but it has to be outside the house

Oh, darn it! Fun is over. He has broken his indoor water ski unit.

He wants to try it, too.

?

I’ve always wanted an “Endless pool” but I never thought of skiing in it… what a great idea!

it’s 11 which is always one more than 10 ,said Nigel

This cartoon belongs over on The Far Side.

I understand that next season Aaron Rodgers will be running the Jets.

Oh, oh, bad news. I understand that all the daylight we’ve been saving with Daylight Saving Time was on deposit at Silicon Valley Bank.

He needs a supercharged endless pool.