Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 27, 2023

good meowning!

There is no sleeping with that noise.

If you listen to Biden, then you’ll be able to sleep through white noise since he’s in the White House.

You also awaken when ten pounds of feline stands on your bladder!

When it time for breakfast ninja cat will appears outta nowhere.

Every one of those mews says the same thing. “Feed me!”

At 2 in the morning.

It’s easy to sleep when the Orange Noise is on it’s Purr setting.

(You should be able to sleep purrfectly.)

I wake to grey noise.

it’s the price you pay for living in their home

I don’t sleep to white noise, I sleep to purrs.

The only time any of our cats wake me is when 20 pounds of Blue climbs in with me and wants to cuddle

He likes to be held, neither one of us is awake long

My Brat, (male cat) will come in a few minutes before it is time to wake up. He will sit at my side until the alarm goes off then jump up on the bed. If I sleep thru the alarm he will swipe on my elbow, it that doesn’t work the ear. One time I must have been really out of it when that didn’t work he grabbed my lip. That woke me up in a hurry!

My cat does that so I can come downstairs and watch him eat.

My cat rarely makes any noise, when he wants something, he taps me with his paw

That’s if you can get through the noises of the night like dogs barking, trains, parties, drunks revving their engines, sounding their horns and screaming, helicopters, the clank-clank of the pipes, and wrong-number calls and texts. Some nights two hours of quiet would be great.

Every morning….jumps on the bed, bops me on the nose, jumps on the headboard…on and on til I get up! ☺️☺️

whack the snooze button

Orange you glad that cat isn’t scratching your face right now.

My orange one will get up on one of the cat tree platforms and look over the edge at me (it is near my bed). I have woken and looked up to see a face starting at me wondering if I am finally going to get up!

Then comes the pawing after she jumps on you…

At our house, we have “black and white” noise. (Dog snoring)

Every Day!

I just hope we never have to listen to the that other “Orange Noise” again.

Lol. I have an orange tabby that yowls every morning as soon as he hears my alarm go off! Keeps it up until I get up and pet him. Which is closely followed by feeding time.

That cat would be out the door then.