Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 18, 2023

Everything is math.

Almost reminds me of that Family Guy bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0orqfyv8M

Kevin has mastered dodgeball by using complex algorithms based on the velocity of the balls and the tosses.

Uh-oh. That’s usually what they exclaim just before their head explodes.

Rebounds. Bounce the ball off the back wall and hit him in the back of the head. Or off someone else’s face.

somehow this has to be a dream sequence

This reminds me of the fight scenes in Robert Downey Jr.’s version of Sherlock Holmes.

Is gym class the only time he does not wear his wife beater shirt? When I had to play dodge ball if the ball even came near me I would claim a hit and leave.

Like the TV series “Numb3rs”, not sure if Kevin is a stable genius though. But who is!?

Everything is not math, there is grammar! Kevin is doing really “WELL” Miles

Hahahahahaha! Go Neo-Kevin Go!

Who is Smith in this scenario? Would Miles be Morpheus? If so, he is not very good at it.

Boy, I bet the fall is going to be harsh. I wonder how much it hurts to go from prodigy to numbskull? They say ignorance is bliss, so maybe he won’t remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4A3l7_bPg

I know it’s no longer a politically correct game, but when I was in school I loved dodgeball

I’m starting to think the funniest outcome is if the batteries on the helmet die about now.

So Kevin is turning into Alan from “The Hangover”?