Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 08, 2023

Mark’s got a Valentines kissy theme goin

Oooh, a touch screen!

Just don’t get too smart with me.

Let’s see. Where’s that feature on my phone?

❝How do I make a love connection when I can’t even get a frikken signal?❞

Ha. It a phoney relationship.

Your pad or mine?

What if it’s Siri and Bixby? (Who’s gonna bite the Apple?)

Cell phones in the Garden of Eden…. The snake offers them an Apple. (Sorry, not sorry! :-) )

Don’t forget the screen protector.

They should turn on Private Mode

Careful, It can (will likely) snowball. Can I swipe you here? Can I swipe you there? Can I ‘click’ you there!

Ok, but turn down the lighting…

Ugh, how about a screenshot instead.

SuckFaceTime

They must be in a hotspot.

It’ll never work. She’s a USB-C and he’s a Mini-b

“Are you set on vibrate?”

The connection is strong with these two