Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 31, 2023

I don’t think so, Andy. You won’t even buy a pint for yourself nor your pals.

call your mother Flo – she knows what to do (about him)

if the gas bill is there, At least the pub is warm.

He knows Flo has money in her purse. He’s no idea how hard she works to earn it. He only knows how to spend it.

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Andy is so skint he cant even pay attention!

I agree with Andy here. Bad news is not so bad in a pleasant environment.

If Flo is bitter about the household finances. Maybe a sit down with Andy and a “little” beer will help with the Ale-ing feeling one gets when looking at all those bills.

Best not discuss one’s financial matters in a public house.

I suppose there are tables and chairs at the pub but I don’t think I’ve ever seen them.

How can he buy beer with ALL those BILLS?

He doesn’t pay bills or pay for his drinks, but Andy does pay plenty of lip service.

Andy and Flo use the Step Method for Bill Paying. Take all the bills, stand at the bottom of the stairs, then toss the bills up the stairs. The bill that lands on the top step gets paid!

If Andy ever paid, Flo would get a big discount.

That is why he wants his wife there….to pay!

You don’t need to do anything about the bills. They send a new one every month, regardless.

I’m not broke, but I’ve given up going to the bar. One can of Old Style at the bar is a six pack at home.

The only time he’ll see there’s a problem is if he can’t get his beer.

Don’t turn it into a lie down…

I would discuss it over a takeaway myself.

xxx

Andy would rather not discuss paying bills while sober.