Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 24, 2023

He deserves a longer “sentence”.

Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. When they wrote that sentence, I wonder if it was anticipated that it might include “anything you say in a court of law may be used against you”?

Ralph had to put in his “2 cents”.

He’s more like: “Not” Guilty.

What is the worst verdict possible? Several years of stenographer in juvenile court?

“HA!”

“You didn’t say I couldn’t use”

“air-quotes!”

Some people never know when to cry "UNCLE"‼️

I’m intrigued by the fact that he appears to be a cyclops.

So, GUILTY it is.

As grave an offense as using unnecessary quotation marks: describing use of unnecessary quotation marks as an offense against grammar.

This guy probably wasn’t given his

“write” to remain silent …!

( or, if he couldn’t afford one, that a “mime” may be appointed for him )

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At least they’re not hanging around GC right now.

So often this is 2 jokes in one!