I don’t like to fish, I like to CATCH! I don’t have the patience for it. SO when the 8yo wants to fish we head out to the trout farm, fish are always biting and in an hours time he has dinner caught. Less than $40.00 and fun for him.
Did that with my friends kids, sort of sitting them. Cleaned the sofa cushions out found a dime. Both wanted it. I took two nickels and gave one each. They youngest got mad and gave me my nickel back. I took the other kids nickel back and gave him the dime. HaHa
The last time I looked under the sofa cushion, I found a 1930 English penny with George V on it. They made the pennies big back then. My wife was looking through the penny jar and lost a family memento to the sofa without realizing it.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Next time, specify!
C over 1 year ago
Hook, line and sinker
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Oh, was Nelson thinking of going to the candy shop and get some Swedish Fish?
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
I always say that as long as I don’t TRY to catch ‘em, I’m allowed to believe that I’m smarter than a fish!
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
Half an Oreo of indeterminate age? Ok, I finally found a catch and release program I’ll get behind.
The Fly Hunter over 1 year ago
I would have thought that Roscoe would have fished that out.
akiprev04 over 1 year ago
Better not use children to animal cruelty.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Nelson, keep all the change you find under the cushions!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Earl could have pretended there was plutonium under the cushions. Nuclear fission?
ꜝ over 1 year ago
❝do you have any threes?❞
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ANIMAL over 1 year ago
Disgusting AND disappointing…….. c’mon Grampa – You can do better than that.
brick10 over 1 year ago
Where’s Roscoe? Treat time!
TMMILLER Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t like to fish, I like to CATCH! I don’t have the patience for it. SO when the 8yo wants to fish we head out to the trout farm, fish are always biting and in an hours time he has dinner caught. Less than $40.00 and fun for him.
ladykat over 1 year ago
I miss fishing. I’ll have to do some next summer, if my father-in-law will lend me the gear.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
When I used to fish with my bachelor buddies, mostly all we’d catch was a buzz and some rays.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
The devil is in the details kid, the devil is in the details.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
Better hurry Nelson! Grandpa’s getting all the good stuff.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
There are Dad jokes… and then there are Gramdpa jokes.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I used to love fishing. Old cane pole or casting rod. Live bait or artificial lure. In a boat, on a deck or from shore. (sigh)
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Earl knew that! He’s just stalling…he threw out all his equipment years ago…..sigh!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s Earl for you…..
ꜝ over 1 year ago
technically never hit the floor so all’s good
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
Tastier food even if the critters have rejected it.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Not with a few ounces of ethanol first. What, me worry?
Norris66 over 1 year ago
Did that with my friends kids, sort of sitting them. Cleaned the sofa cushions out found a dime. Both wanted it. I took two nickels and gave one each. They youngest got mad and gave me my nickel back. I took the other kids nickel back and gave him the dime. HaHa
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
All sorts and purposes of fishing.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Who thought Earl was going to actually get up and go somewhere?
Angry Indeed over 1 year ago
Could’ve been worse; Earl could’ve fished for navel lint! ;-p
Billy Yank over 1 year ago
The last time I looked under the sofa cushion, I found a 1930 English penny with George V on it. They made the pennies big back then. My wife was looking through the penny jar and lost a family memento to the sofa without realizing it.
Jaime Jean M over 1 year ago
I thought he would pull out his deck of cards to play “Go Fish”.