Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 28, 2023

Loose parts.. definitely a screw loose there

She’s already ordered a pizza for herself.

It’s not too bad unless she starts drawing the chalk outline on the floor.

Actually, it’s not Jerry’s cooking, it’s Jerry that she is critical of. It’s always that way.

See what happens when you invade her kitchen? Better get that dog house finished this evening!

Maybe that is why his famous leftover goulash is always left over.

New Series: “CSI: Jerry’s Kitchen”

But Jerry’s gumbo is to die from.

Next on CSI!

Angela is blocking Jerry from the frige…

Meat is murder.

But when Ben joins him to make dessert, she’s pretty happy about it.

Or is that mother-in-law in the oven?

That’s a little over-critical.

Well then Angela, do your OWN d**n cooking!!

What ? All I’m cooking is Hamburger Helper

What gave him that idea?

I got that idea when my ex walked into the kitchen where I was cooking dressed in a Hazmat suit.

No, no, no. She protecting you from…mmm, interference.

It’s because he purchased that roast from Jeffrey Dahmer.

What does he expect when he uses the smoke alarm as an oven timer?

Some people just can’t take a hint.

Jerry is guilty of culinary mayhem in the first degree.

She was just preparing his demise…

Even the flies chipped in for a screen door…

When I make lasagna, it’s from scratch; even the sauce is homemade. My husband became obsessed with the idea that I should add bacon bits to the lasagna. I refused but once when my back was turned, he surreptitiously added some. The result was so awful, even he couldn’t choke it down, and I told him next time he wanted to adulterate one of my recipes, HE needed to prepare it from scratch. I didn’t get mad often, but this time I hit the roof, and he never pulled a stunt like that again.