Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2023

Poetic justice!

Beautiful karma.

That’s where they put the stuff that isn’t good enough for the Spook’s swill.

One time I was three weeks old altogether.

My brother hides in dumpsters to scare people that come to dump their garbage.

Say hi to Oscar the Grouch.

“So you already know the name of your cellmate.”

It’s the only litter free place in the kingdom.

should have kept your mouth shut, guy!

That young man said a mouthful. Of what, we can’t say.

What’s the big deal? Cats have to pee somewhere.

serves the kid right. Lock him up in the dumpster. :D

Trashy people getting treated like trash. Justice.

Food’s probably better.

Wait a minute. This guy laughs at a two week sentence in the slammer for littering? Littering is against the law here, but rarely enforced. So, Rod was slumming from fighting dragons this week and nabbed a litterer to make him look busy. Oh, well.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

If it doesn’t bother him, it isn’t punishment.

Pulling Gene Wilder from solitary confinement and him crying out, “No. Let me stay in a few more days. I was just getting into myself.”

Fantastic punishment!

excellent! …let the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime ♬

Sweet! I think that kind of punishment is great!

Joke’s on the Fink, the dumpster is empty!

On a serious note, when are people like that going to learn that the world is not their personal garbage dump? I have seen litter on the side of the road in national parks. Maybe they should bring back the PSA featuring the crying Indian.

That is what we need to do with our criminals, lock them, no parole. Lock them in a 8 × 8 steel shed, no tv, no exercise stuff, just food, water, toilet and reading material.