Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 19, 2023

We’re done, but our neighbor across the street is still at it.

It takes at least twice as long to take them down as to put them up.

Don’t they have AI bots to do that for them?

Next year, decorate with Winky dolls, and Killbot will do it for you.

I think I would choose fighting the Space Squids.

Kim is thinking, “Calamari!” Brewster is thinking, “I have to untangle the lights?”

Pam loves the smell of lasers burning flesh and the sight of tentacles flying everywhere.

i once left my Christmas tree up for 9 years

I’m with Pam.

Even winky would rather risk his spleen than do Christmas decorations

“Ah, man, it takes hours to properly tangle the lights.”

With solar powered charging, the fact that our Christmas lights are STILL up, just means we continue to beautify the darkness. We are THAT generous.

Besides, Pam likes battling space squids.

What’s the big deal with Christmas decorations. Just get a big box, tear down all the decorations and throw them in the box. Then, just make sure you are not responsible for doing the decorating next Christmas.

Just tell the Space Squids that they have to take down the Christmas lights if they want to attack the space station.

Why do they need to be taken down

Pam likes Squid Tempura.

No the Gore bots are too busy pointing out dangers (as the right side would say).