Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 12, 2023

We repeat: “Why?”

¿Por qué? ¡Porque!

Oh so Dakota does understand some goblin blartish after all.

this guy’s book is going to be two pages long one huge word “Blart” but it’ll mean every thing in context.

A least, he got the rhymes right.

I’m surprised he gives a blart what Dakota thinks.

Dakota is a translator now?

He looks like a Muppet.

Members of the Goblin Philosophers Club are required to wear glasses.

All right. I give up. The book in progress is now at 393 pages, with every other word changed being ‘blart’. Now, so I call if From Blart To Eternity or Of Human Blartage?

How can Dakota speak fluent Blart?

So it has happened. Dakota became an official goblin translator.

That was all he knows on earth, and all he needs to know.

So for him Dakota is qualified for the job because she’s cute? It’s sad because this happens a lot.

Well, the truth is that your book is going to be a beautiful disaster if you need Dakota’s help.

Here is a literal translation of what he said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ux3-a9RE1Q

It’s a subtle language. 512 tones and a variety of vowel sounds. Then there’s the goblin R.

I like you hipster goblin.. though it’s more on apperance. I’m pretty sure if I could hear him I’d want to punch him.

Mr. Spock’s pet? Just asking!

“I am Blart”.

when we went to see the Stanford Linear Accelerator, the tour guide guy told us that they named the first 2 subatomic particles they discovered “truth” and “beauty”…

but they renamed them to “top” and “bottom” in the 80s because they decided “truth” and “beauty” didn’t sound sciency enough.