Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 19, 2022

I saw Mommy

Happy Hogswatch to all !

Guess who else was Jewish.

Thank you for the Chanukah wishes. And a Happy Chanukah to you, John, and to all your readers (you’re welcome to enjoy these eight days whether you’re Jewish or not).

Happy Chanukah!

Shine a light on the world and illuminate the darkness. It is an idea that just might catch on

I’m a Jewish girl Santa and I have a warm bed and some cookies!

And he can prove it. In private of course.

Happy Saturnalia! The real “Christmas” holiday of the Romans before it was co-opted by a fanatical church trying to fit all world perspectives into a tiny, narrow viewpoint. Celebrating the god Saturn, gift giving, feasts, and legalized gambling. More unusual, but perhaps liberated traditions, were families caroling for their neighbors in the nude, and masters and slaves trading places for the day. Imagine Jeff Bezos working his butt off in an Amazon warehouse and peeing in a bottle. While his peons take trips into space, or maybe use those wasted billions to benefit everyone for a day, instead of one megalomaniac.

Today begins Hunakkah‼️ ☺️

GAL: What say we take a break and you try to ring my bell?

GUY: Sorry. Mrs. Claus would not approve.

A lot of fans of TFG won’t be welcoming Santa into their homes…

And he has a present for you. Go ahead and unwrap it.

She must be ho!

he doesn’t mind burning the menorah at both ends…

May the oil in your lamp last 8 nights.