You should offer one to the doctor first.
Ok, but if you do it wrong you can really hurt yourself. Give me one of those and I will show you the proper way to do a stomach stretch.
I’m sure there’s a medical term for them.
Lope off some of that nose and you lose 30 pounds!!!
Not to mention “arm lifts”.
A brisk walk down to the doughnut shop every morning ought to do it.
Doc has a clipboard? Old school! Mine sits at a terminal and types.
Now take out the cookies and do some crunches.
Doc says..donut hand me that line!
Okay, I’m going to have to remember that. From now on, I’m taking donuts to the doctor’s office when I get a physical.
What flavor icing is that?
Sorry. I can’t have those anymore.
Every time he eats veal, he does calf raises. Every time he drinks beer, he hops to it. Every time he eats drumsticks, he does leg lifts.
Not gonna say what just came to mind. NO …..won’t say it!
The notorious jaw crunch – of the Brass Gym Workout…
Amateur – if you really want to do serious stomach stretches switch to Long Johns!
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Ratkin over 1 year ago
You should offer one to the doctor first.
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
Ok, but if you do it wrong you can really hurt yourself. Give me one of those and I will show you the proper way to do a stomach stretch.
pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m sure there’s a medical term for them.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lope off some of that nose and you lose 30 pounds!!!
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not to mention “arm lifts”.
timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago
A brisk walk down to the doughnut shop every morning ought to do it.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
Doc has a clipboard? Old school! Mine sits at a terminal and types.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Now take out the cookies and do some crunches.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Doc says..donut hand me that line!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay, I’m going to have to remember that. From now on, I’m taking donuts to the doctor’s office when I get a physical.
FassEddie over 1 year ago
What flavor icing is that?
Sorry. I can’t have those anymore.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Every time he eats veal, he does calf raises. Every time he drinks beer, he hops to it. Every time he eats drumsticks, he does leg lifts.
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
Not gonna say what just came to mind. NO …..won’t say it!
T... over 1 year ago
The notorious jaw crunch – of the Brass Gym Workout…
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Amateur – if you really want to do serious stomach stretches switch to Long Johns!