Katy.. you have to realize the elves are unionized now. Two elves would require a supervisor, then the shovel would need shipping attendants and packing personnel.. which in turn would require more supervisors. Now you have lots of supervisors.. and they will need a foreman/forewoman. See where this is going Katy, the logistics are insurmountable cause now you need separate bathrooms.
Ha! I practically called it yesterday!!! (Of course, this WAS just as predictable as Old Ladies In Outrageously Ridiculous Hats at Curtis’ church on Easter!)
I have a pony. Actually, technically he isn’t my pony. He lives in NY with my niece’s horses, and they take care of him. She rescued him when the owner was planning on sending him to the dog chow factory. But I hove the little guy and visit him when I can.
C over 1 year ago
If you wanted a pony maybe you should have resisted opening your presents in the middle of the night
seanfear over 1 year ago
3 elves, if you count your mom!
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
she can yell until she is horse but that pony is never coming…
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Kids! Santa will not bring a pony to a family who cannot house, feed nor afford to care for it properly. That would be unfair to the pony!.
There’s your alibi, folks. Make good use of it next year. ;-)
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
The elves and shovel leave with Santa. It shifts to you and your shovel for the lifespan of the horse.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
The elves’ contract specifically states hat shovel duty may only involve reindeer.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Katy could convince Adam to buy one and put it on a credit card, but then he’d have to pony up the payment .
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
…times how many kids want ponies?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe there were no ponies who wanted a home in the suburbs this year.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Katy.. you have to realize the elves are unionized now. Two elves would require a supervisor, then the shovel would need shipping attendants and packing personnel.. which in turn would require more supervisors. Now you have lots of supervisors.. and they will need a foreman/forewoman. See where this is going Katy, the logistics are insurmountable cause now you need separate bathrooms.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Santa’s rule says no animals as a gift unless requested specifically by both parents…..
EMGULS79 over 1 year ago
Ha! I practically called it yesterday!!! (Of course, this WAS just as predictable as Old Ladies In Outrageously Ridiculous Hats at Curtis’ church on Easter!)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Who is she gonna turn her on when she finds who Santa is.
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
I have a pony. Actually, technically he isn’t my pony. He lives in NY with my niece’s horses, and they take care of him. She rescued him when the owner was planning on sending him to the dog chow factory. But I hove the little guy and visit him when I can.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
jbruins84341 over 1 year ago
She’s not wasting any time getting on the naughty list for next year!