Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 24, 2022

Sock it to me!

To quote Dennis the Menace “It’s like it’s Christmas and you open the biggest present and it turns out to be something you wear.”

The underwear is under the tree.

Socks to be you.

Since he said that out loud, a parent should quickly snatch the socks away and give him something worse.

Try getting one of THOSE in a Christmas stocking, Ralph …

Inside the socks are baby socks for your soon to be baby brother. (Gender reveal later with high explosives)

After seeing “Me, I want a hula hoop”, I had to go listen to the song. Thanks, Dave :)

Sock it to him, sock it to him…..

Better than a lump of coal or an Orange!

In Chicago you might get White Sox.

If that was Russia, the socks would each have a pair of smaller socks in them.

On the Daddy’s Home comic the kid got a severed foot.

When you get older kid, you need to hang up a black lace garter belt with fish net stocking attached and hope it get filled appropriately.

Kind of related … at around 7 years old, I was invited to a friend’s birthday party down the street … my mother bought and wrapped a present for me to take … when unwrapped at the party, I was horrified to find out … it was a pair of underwear … yikes!

( permanently stained for life … me, not the oresent )

Getting socks is bad enough. Getting socks in your stocking is a double-zinger.

I’ll probably get holes in these socks right away, darn it!