We once called up and ordered 4 large pizzas on a Friday evening. The place asked, “Having a party?” We replied, High School football team front 4. They asked if they won or lost. We replied that they lost. They gave us a 10% discount.
I remember watching one of those Food Network shows (I think it was called Chowdown Countdown) where they talked about a pizza place in San Antonio that sells a HUGE pizza pie.
Got to turn it sideways to go thru the door. Those “large” are nice, but most places keep the toppings to medium or small size, so you get thin toppings or a lot of crust.
On the History Channel they had a program about mega foods that included a cheeseburger that weighed over one hundred pounds and a pizza so large that the pizzeria has a special attachment they put on the pizza oven so it’ll accommodate it, a special carrying box they attach to the roof of the delivery vehicle, and they make sure anyone who orders it has a doorway big enough that it’ll fit.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Just put it on the grand piano.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve never seen that one on Denny’s menu.
Spudnut recovers from a costume party over 1 year ago
To afford that one, looks like you need to have been born on third base!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“The tanker truck of your soft drink will be here shortly. We are concerned about the Environment, and provide only a paper straw.”
M2MM over 1 year ago
They should require “eat in only” on that one. :P
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
I doubt that Jim Unger composed this strip before Denny’s came up with the ‘Grand Slam’, but maybe so.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
They are going to have a problem getting it into the house. He must have a couple of teenage boys to have been compelled to order that.
troypaul over 1 year ago
I need to know the phone number of this pizzeria. I hope they have plenty of ham and pineapple
dflak over 1 year ago
We once called up and ordered 4 large pizzas on a Friday evening. The place asked, “Having a party?” We replied, High School football team front 4. They asked if they won or lost. We replied that they lost. They gave us a 10% discount.
mindjob over 1 year ago
They had to deliver it on a flat bed truck, so it’s cold now
wirepunchr over 1 year ago
I remember ordering a large pizza from a new restaurant back in the 70’s. It was the size of two standard cookie sheets.
sloaches over 1 year ago
I remember watching one of those Food Network shows (I think it was called Chowdown Countdown) where they talked about a pizza place in San Antonio that sells a HUGE pizza pie.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Got to turn it sideways to go thru the door. Those “large” are nice, but most places keep the toppings to medium or small size, so you get thin toppings or a lot of crust.
[Unnamed Reader - b76a53] over 1 year ago
A Papa Johns ad just popped up on my screen as I was reading this. Big Brother DOES know everything.
bobpeters61 over 1 year ago
Just put it next to the six foot meatball sub.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Yeah but you never mentioned the size…‼️
skysoxwiz over 1 year ago
Is that Danny DeVito at the door?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 1 year ago
“Yes, but I asked for extra pepperoni. Take this one back.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This order comes complete with two defibrillators and a CPR instruction manual.
scpandich over 1 year ago
On the History Channel they had a program about mega foods that included a cheeseburger that weighed over one hundred pounds and a pizza so large that the pizzeria has a special attachment they put on the pizza oven so it’ll accommodate it, a special carrying box they attach to the roof of the delivery vehicle, and they make sure anyone who orders it has a doorway big enough that it’ll fit.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Every man’s dream, delivered to the door.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Did you remember the Parmesan? Or is that what is in the keg?
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Yeah, I ordered it, but I ain’t payin’ for it until you get it in the door.”