Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 14, 2022

In other words: “Get a good night’s sleep” (of 8 hours and 40 minutes).

My mother said a 15-minute nap in the middle of the day worked wonders

Be nice to get the whole time in sleep, but here we are, ‘chatting’ online in the early hours. Go figure.

And what to do with the other half of night here at the moment?

Naps make me groggy..

My afternoon nap lasts from thirty minutes to an hour.

I take 8 minutes in the morning, followed by 20 minutes in the late morning and one more in the early afternoon. My day starts at 3:30am so first break, (08:10) lunch (10:30) and second break (12:40). I get to go home at 2:30, where I will often doze off if I am just sitting.

I rarely can string more than 30 of them together.

“Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead.” – Animaniacs

As a night shifter I have to agree. Naps do nothing for me.

I enjoy sleep too much to nap; if I nap, I may not get up at all until the next day.

All RIGHT! Finally a Frazz strip that goes for a little good-natured humor instead of the usual insufferable condescension.

(sigh) but I want to read more comics…