Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 15, 2022

That’s just a bit too creepy.

OH NO!

Would lying on her back help?

Now that is just disturbing …

I have the opposite problem; my mouth opens while I sleep, gets real dry, and I wake up gagging!!!

That song always was creepy because of that lyric. Other than that, it’s a nice tune.

Useful information.

Santa Claus is Big Brother !

Is he trying to pull the wool over her eyes?

That’s good. I only get in trouble when I’m awake. Bring on the presents, back up the sleigh!

Santa stalker is coming to town!

That is not just disturbing but unnerving!

Stalker Claus is inside your house!

But he knows everyone is awake.

…as long as he doesn’t see what I do before I go to sleep.

creepy

So you’re saying that Santa’s other gig is sleep study guy? He knows if you are snoring, or having a breathing mishap. He knows when you lack oxygen and need to wear a CPap

Creepy!

That was why I started sleeping nude in the first place.

Dear Santa, please send me your list of naughty girls.

This just in Santa’s a peeping tom/stalker

Aaaaak! I need new Pj’s

Whoops! I read the second name as b!tch instead of Beth. LOL!

From then on they slept in PJs.

To have less time for doing this, he needs more chimneys to hurry down.

♪ “Si-i-i-lent Night . . . Ho-o-o-ly Crap!”

I’ve wanted for years to find an old Ron Cobb cartoon set in Santa’s workshop, where the elves are grimly working beneath a sign on the wall showing a stern, Big-Brother-like Santa and the words HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING. Any chance a reader here has an image of it?

Well, now that’s creepy.