That’s the difference between Brutus and his wife or Brutus and his mother-in-law. Brutus and Gladys complement each other, but you can be sure as shooting, that Brutus will never compliment mother Gargle!
To Momma Gargle, her daughter Gladys will seem sweet, compared to Momma. But, to the rest of us, Gladys has got to go some to appear sweet. Brutus is more sweet and Gladys is more nutty.
Jesus saves. Even Mother Gargle. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=JOHN+3.16+VALENTINE Be blessed all. If you only get coal for Christmas – burn it- Baby it’s cold outside.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Also spracht mrs. Broccoli.
C over 1 year ago
I suppose this qualifies as witchcraft
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
May Santa bury her under a load of coal.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
If Brutus saw her before he married Gladys, then yes, he would have to be nuts.
Ahuehuete over 1 year ago
Who is the nut? The nut or the one who married him?
LookingGlass Premium Member over 1 year ago
Says the “woman” who flies on a broom, causing PANIC to all the children in the neighborhood!!!!
/SHNARK/
Baarorso over 1 year ago
Candy goes with nuts quite nicely, Ma Gargle! ;P
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nuts to have married any relative of hers.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
It’s a shame Mother Gargle doesn’t have a peanut allergy – then she’d hafta avoid Brutus
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have I missed the day when Gladys was sweet as candy?
KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve always stayed away from peanut brittle because I’m afraid it might pull out my fillings. But perhaps not.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
And you are brussel sprouts and go together with nothing and no one.
dcdete. over 1 year ago
That’s the difference between Brutus and his wife or Brutus and his mother-in-law. Brutus and Gladys complement each other, but you can be sure as shooting, that Brutus will never compliment mother Gargle!
Gandalf over 1 year ago
Sometimes you feel like a nut…
e.groves over 1 year ago
Good one, momma G.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
The nuts are usually salted, and she may hear some salty language
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
To Momma Gargle, her daughter Gladys will seem sweet, compared to Momma. But, to the rest of us, Gladys has got to go some to appear sweet. Brutus is more sweet and Gladys is more nutty.
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Jesus saves. Even Mother Gargle. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=JOHN+3.16+VALENTINE Be blessed all. If you only get coal for Christmas – burn it- Baby it’s cold outside.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Mother Gargle’s mordacious comments have made him “nuts.”
kucpa Premium Member over 1 year ago
It takes one to know one.
flemmingo over 1 year ago
The old battle axe is at her best. She’d be out the door so fast, it would make her hair lay flat.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
The nuts are the best part, like all three of them at the bottom of a box of Cracker Jack.
Chris over 1 year ago
and Gladis is the kind soul to be used as the box to hide them in. ;)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Seems like Gargle had her usual breakfast of irreverence with a side of snark.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, it is not peanut brittle without the nuts…so nuts to you!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
More like chocolate and peanut bitter… ☺
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Said the sociopath. Just because he’s crazy to tolerate her doesn’t make him loco all around but she’s too self absorbed to see reality.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
I think they’re hungry.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Was Gladys adopted???
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ah good ole Mother Gargle, the rotted vegetables of the Thornapple clan.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Careful there Granny, that was almost a compliment.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Shows you how much Mother Gargle knows, peanuts aren’t nuts they are legumes.
bobfjr over 1 year ago
ummm, a peanut is not a nut…
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
This IS Mother Gargle being nice.Tis the Season.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
THANK GOD!!!!!
adadmp over 1 year ago
Grandma Gargoyle is a triple decker toadstool and sauerkraut sand-witch
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Said the bitter acid to the sweetest of oranges. As are oranges, Brutus is filled with juices. Less likely bruised.
ScottMacAskill over 1 year ago
Brutus’s reply should’ve been: I must be if I wanted to put up with you as my mother-in-law
namelocdet over 1 year ago
Aww Brutus… You walked right into that one.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
mama missed a chance for a zinger. “she’s sweet and you make peanuts…”
peanuts are, of course, not nuts…
rhlp over 1 year ago
No jury would convict.