Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 01, 2022

Sounds fishy.

One time I was 50%. One time I was 2%.

… and he is on leave from Star Fleet …

and nowhere near free

Collecting fish saliva for the test must be tricky.

Thanks to plastic microspheres, we’re all 2% plastic.

I have an artificial knee, a pacemaker and two stints in my leg.

I am 2% titanium, 1.5% plastic and 1% miscellaneous circuitry: closer to borg than human.

I recently sold the mineral rights to my body.

What, no Mercury?

We keep ingesting foreign objects in our food long enough, the % will rise…

plastic surgery?

How much piranha???

I used to drive past that plastics plant. It always smell odd. The company that owned it was not allowed to build it in their own country. They were frequently fined for its polluting leaks and emissions – they didn’t care as they made much money from their products.

Passing plastic up the food chain is a form of recycling?

“So, when I evolve, and walk up on shore, I’ll already be wearing jellies.”