Herman by Jim Unger for November 28, 2022

Well then just make a huge truck and compress it into a wheelbarrow. How hard is that?

One time I weighed three tons.

Put in an ad saying Free Garbage. Someone will take it if it’s free

Old story of guy who used to wrap garbage in gift wrap and leave it in his car with the doors unlocked. Package always gone when he returned. But he eventually learned to park in different area each time so he didn’t return to car smelling of rotting trash. Never hear how long he kept that up, but guess he got caught out at some point.

Aint that whats wheelie bins are for?

Use smaller bags, and switch them out more frequently. You’re welcome.

Density.

Nows the time to install wheels on it with an ejection arm…

Reminds me of when I have to call the handyman to take out a bag of kitty litter….

If you add a drop of water to it, it becomes the size of a landfill.

Use the compacted material for structural purposes

Without the bag tearing.

My parents got a trash compactor when I was in high school, but they returned it because the bags it made were too heavy for them to carry.

We take our compressed garbage out every two weeks and it’s pretty heavy.