At my age, a lot of things are impassible. My doctor and I have a discussion when he looks at my blood test results. He asks, “When was the last time you ate?” I reply, “Do you mean the last time I had something in my mouth, or the last time I had something in my stomach? There can be a 12 hour difference.”
suv2000 over 1 year ago
If I want to eat something that tastes like meat I’m going to eat meat otherwise I’ll eat a salad
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
Is that a gag gift?
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
Possibly.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Heard today on the radio, tech company across the Bay will start producing lab-grown chicken.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
They hibernate in your colon!
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
One of those is a lifetime supply.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Warning: Most consumers of this product will experience extreme constipation.
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
McDonald’s?
Webby_dog over 1 year ago
Its either a hockey puck or a door stop.!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
It gives you nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…
dflak over 1 year ago
At my age, a lot of things are impassible. My doctor and I have a discussion when he looks at my blood test results. He asks, “When was the last time you ate?” I reply, “Do you mean the last time I had something in my mouth, or the last time I had something in my stomach? There can be a 12 hour difference.”
[Unnamed Reader - dd3817] over 1 year ago
And to add insult to injury, the fake meat costs twice the real thing.
grocks over 1 year ago
“Butt, that’s not possible!”
chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe a small but enthusiastic market to runners who experience the “trots”.
Chris over 1 year ago
hope he didn’t eat too many of them… might glog him up. :D
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
We tried one of those “Impossible” products a few months ago. It was like eating sawdust.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Doc recommends fruitcake.
wongo over 1 year ago
What tha??
Tired over 1 year ago
Lab produced faux-meats are mixed with insects for extra protein and nutrients.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Anything that is beans and grains has the opposite effect of impassable.
ekke over 1 year ago
Good to have something that’ll stick with ya!
Spiffy over 1 year ago
Why does vegetable matter have to try to appropriate meat culture?
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
My idea for annoying both meat eaters and vegetarians: tofurducken.
Norris66 over 1 year ago
I had something very passable last night woo phew ;>(
gregorynumbernine over 1 year ago
Q: What did the cannibal say to his son? A: “If I want to eat something that tastes like meat I’m going to eat meat; otherwise I’ll eat a Sal, Lad.”