B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 05, 2022

Snakes are cool, and spiders suck.

Jim Stafford: “I don’t like Spiders and Snakes”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8H4XKwat7s

Now all he needs is a Tax Man badge.

I’d be careful there. Spiders can and do hunt snakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SGr5_HWdLk

“I don’t like spiders and snakes, and that ain’t what it takes to love me…”

Snake Lives Matter

Just be careful…one bite and you could turn into Spider-Snake!

This is a vary rare species called a spider snake. The only one know to exist. Yip yip yip yip yip

Someone is going to have a “smashing good time”!!!

Snakes I don’t mind. Spiders on the other hand, like scorpions are sneaky; them I don’t like.

Dude, there is a difference between killed on site and hunted to extinction. There is a reason we don’t see “spider snakes” around these days.

Yikes! Now I have the heebeejeebees!

Nope, not hated here. I find black snack skins under my house all the time. Result: no rodents or poisonous snakes. If I do find a poisonous snake, I just move it deep into the woods behind my house.All but black windows and brown recluse are safe in my house.

Almost complete. Add a name tag that says DMV.

Spider Transit side hustle. Literally.

At least he now has an account on Twitter

That’s okay, just send all the spiders my way, they are always welcome in my home!

I was on my way to Florida for a recent amateur radio event and had stopped at a Welcome Center for a break and to call my wife’s PT manager at her nursing home. After I finished the call, a small (about the size of my pinky nail) landed on my shirt. Gently brushed it off and said, “Who do you think I am, LITTLE MISS MUFFET?”

I thought the snake had tattoos for a minute. (It’s a cartoon. It’s possible.)