What are the antennas and lights for?
A fair question!
Skip 2020 through 2022
“I don’t have time for all your questions.”
Take your time deciding.
Sideways.
Why do we think that time is only one dimensional: forward and back?
Old Stones song, “Tiiiiiiiime, ain’t on your side, no it ain’t”,
If I go over 5 years into the future will my warranty still cover the defects?
I would go BACK !
Customer goes into the future. As soon as he does, his cell phone rings: “I’m calling about your Time Machine warranty which is about to expire…”
Tony built a time machine and traveled back in time,
Excited by his breakthrough in temporal transportation;
He sadly didn’t factor in one major complication.
You see, we are not staying still, we’re hurtling around
In orbit of the sun, one hundred times the speed of sound.
So, when poor Tony flipped the switch with glee upon his face,
He found himself, three days ago alone in outer space.
(Moral of the story, spend the extra for a space-time machine).
This salesman has way too much time on his hands!!
The fine print notes that it’s not guaranteed that you’ll ever return. Sam Beckett and Ben Song ignored that at their own peril.
In order to sell, he has to get a permit from Gallifrey.
How can you tell whether a time machine is new or used?
Be very, very careful when going back in time. If you go back too far you may not be there upon arrival.
Only used by Percival Dunwoody to go back to 1909 on Sundays.
November 25, 2017
Ratkin over 1 year ago
What are the antennas and lights for?
Farside99 over 1 year ago
A fair question!
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Skip 2020 through 2022
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
“I don’t have time for all your questions.”
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Take your time deciding.
dflak over 1 year ago
Sideways.
Why do we think that time is only one dimensional: forward and back?
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Old Stones song, “Tiiiiiiiime, ain’t on your side, no it ain’t”,
Tired over 1 year ago
If I go over 5 years into the future will my warranty still cover the defects?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I would go BACK !
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Customer goes into the future. As soon as he does, his cell phone rings: “I’m calling about your Time Machine warranty which is about to expire…”
mountainclimber over 1 year ago
Tony built a time machine and traveled back in time,
Excited by his breakthrough in temporal transportation;
He sadly didn’t factor in one major complication.
You see, we are not staying still, we’re hurtling around
In orbit of the sun, one hundred times the speed of sound.
So, when poor Tony flipped the switch with glee upon his face,
He found himself, three days ago alone in outer space.
(Moral of the story, spend the extra for a space-time machine).
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This salesman has way too much time on his hands!!
The Brooklyn Accent over 1 year ago
The fine print notes that it’s not guaranteed that you’ll ever return. Sam Beckett and Ben Song ignored that at their own peril.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
In order to sell, he has to get a permit from Gallifrey.
rwh2 over 1 year ago
How can you tell whether a time machine is new or used?
l3i7l over 1 year ago
Be very, very careful when going back in time. If you go back too far you may not be there upon arrival.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Only used by Percival Dunwoody to go back to 1909 on Sundays.