Asked my wife, who’s taught in multiple districts over the last few years, and she says (following the discussion yesterday) that while it’s standard practice in our area for the staff to be informed ahead of time that a shooter drill’s going to happen, it is NOT the practice for the loudspeakers to announce that it IS a drill instead of the real thing. She also verified that realism effects such as sounds of explosions and automatic fire, smoke, and “bloodied” actors have been used.
P2: Another teacher out of Central Casting. To quote the line in Breakfast Club, “Does Barry Manilow know you’re borrowing his wardrobe?” Meanwhile, Keri impersonates cigar store Indian’s “hand gesture” to show off her knockoff jewelry. UGH! Is Gil going to save Milford by tackling a real shooter?
It’s a good thing Jami disappeared again and missing this ordeal. Life in a Southeast Asian sweatshop is brutal, but at least they leave you with enough life to work again tomorrow.
P3.5- After suffering a mild case of EES, Mr. Redenbacher hears those dreaded seven words every GT character every fears that they will be trapped in purgatory for a season. Unfortunately, new writer Hank could keep this going all school year. And then some.
Thanks to everyone who implanted that godforsaken “chicken fat” song in my head two days ago. I’m tempted to go watch a “kars 4 kids” commercial to force it out, but it’s a slippery slope.
Okay, today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp is now online. If you saw an episode of Sign Man and Fistpump Man earlier today, that was a goof up on my part and was removed. It will be posted again for good tomorrow. I had scheduled that last night to be posted on a delay, and thought today’s Gil Thorp was going to be grim, but I had skipped ahead a day accidentally.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Are we having a drill or not? When the drill begins classrooms go into lockdown mode. You do not continue classes as usual.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hand gestures! That means that Fistpump Man was the next step in the evolution of Australopithecus!
Ravenswing over 1 year ago
Asked my wife, who’s taught in multiple districts over the last few years, and she says (following the discussion yesterday) that while it’s standard practice in our area for the staff to be informed ahead of time that a shooter drill’s going to happen, it is NOT the practice for the loudspeakers to announce that it IS a drill instead of the real thing. She also verified that realism effects such as sounds of explosions and automatic fire, smoke, and “bloodied” actors have been used.
Charks over 1 year ago
P2: Another teacher out of Central Casting. To quote the line in Breakfast Club, “Does Barry Manilow know you’re borrowing his wardrobe?” Meanwhile, Keri impersonates cigar store Indian’s “hand gesture” to show off her knockoff jewelry. UGH! Is Gil going to save Milford by tackling a real shooter?
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
P2.5 “No, it was popcorn. Heaps and heaps of by fluffy, buttery Orville Redenbacher Popcorn!”
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
Get some of your own jewelry, Kerry! Sooner or later BHHLHM is going to notice that some of his goes missing every time you stop by to see Pedro.
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
It’s a good thing Jami disappeared again and missing this ordeal. Life in a Southeast Asian sweatshop is brutal, but at least they leave you with enough life to work again tomorrow.
jslabotnik over 1 year ago
There are probably billions of people alive right now that can’t speak English. How do they communicate?
bearwku82 over 1 year ago
P3.5- After suffering a mild case of EES, Mr. Redenbacher hears those dreaded seven words every GT character every fears that they will be trapped in purgatory for a season. Unfortunately, new writer Hank could keep this going all school year. And then some.
dadjo over 1 year ago
P 2.5: Hand gestures? I got a hand gesture for you right here.
James St. John Smythe over 1 year ago
P2: Henry; When editing this for “Coach of the Year”, please ensure Orville Redenbacher is wearing a bow tie as opposed to the current neck tie.
chiphilton over 1 year ago
So Jim Morrison bursts into the room in p3?
artegal over 1 year ago
Lord knows the only way to communicate verbally is through the English language.
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
Meanwhile, Laurel and Hardy wind up the six-foot tall Toy Soldiers and set them loose on the Boogie men.
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
and here I thought this was going to be an encouragement for the hearing public to learn AmSLan
tomcervo over 1 year ago
Hand gestures were the lingua franca of the Plains Indians. Someone who saw two practiced users said it was like watching birds fluttering.
Irish53 over 1 year ago
Keri wears so much jewelry that she would probably tip the scale at around 200 lbs
hifirick1953 over 1 year ago
Keri pulls the gun she has taped under her desk and starts shooting
Irish53 over 1 year ago
Haha…Dr. Orville calls on Keri because she’s the only in the class one payin’ attention
Irish53 over 1 year ago
…and it looks like some of the class comedians got to the chalkboard when doc wasn’t looking
tcayer over 1 year ago
This is SO dumb!
bitsy twill over 1 year ago
Thanks to everyone who implanted that godforsaken “chicken fat” song in my head two days ago. I’m tempted to go watch a “kars 4 kids” commercial to force it out, but it’s a slippery slope.
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
Republican Roulette: when you send your kids to school.
chiphilton over 1 year ago
I never knew that the Crazy Hand Jive song was about Australopithecus.
Klubble over 1 year ago
We need Kool-Aid Man to bust through the wall so that they can escape. Hey, Kool-Aid!
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
P-4: OK, Dr. Pearl, everyone has detention. We get it.
Mopman over 1 year ago
Okay, today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp is now online. If you saw an episode of Sign Man and Fistpump Man earlier today, that was a goof up on my part and was removed. It will be posted again for good tomorrow. I had scheduled that last night to be posted on a delay, and thought today’s Gil Thorp was going to be grim, but I had skipped ahead a day accidentally.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
That kid with Marfan over 1 year ago
So if this is NOT really a drill, then is the shooter Jami or Tobias, and why?
metals24 over 1 year ago
No need to worry! This unit just got back from training in Uvalde.