One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 08, 2024

The penguins don’t deserve #6

She has my vote.

1-7 Sounds fair. 8 – They already have. 9 – What if you’re allergic? 10 – What about the grandparents themselves? Who cooks or reads for them?

Does grandma also have a grandma? And what about grandma’s grandma? Does she also get a grandma?

10 ways to make the world a better place by Ruthie – wait till you read #5

1. I disagree with the “make” part. You can’t and shouldn’t control others’ feelings.

2. I’m OK with designated areas of streets being temporarily reserved for non-traffic recreation. There’s one like that near me. But 3-5 PM is rush hour, so be cautious about where that is.

3. At the very least, we shouldn’t say “comic” for anything not meant to be comical.

4. I admit I don’t comb much anymore, and kids should be allowed to look disheveled if they want — it doesn’t seem hazardous to their health — but combing is still a good idea for a professional image, especially if you have long hair.

5. Does the order really matter, as long as they receive both sides?

6. Define “all bad people.”

7. How will the vendors stay in business?

8. Not so easy that they open by accident.

9. Thus a white rabbit becomes a white elephant.

10. Others have already covered this one.

I would change #7 to simply “Ice cream would be free.”

When I was a kid my grandparent’s on my parent’s side, did not live by us, we have to drive a ways to see them. So not to many meals, no stories read. I never knew my great grandparents. My grandma lived until I finished HS an working.

I’m for it!

If I Ran the Zoo.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?