Well, I guess Uncle Steelface got him the audition and the casting director likes him, as long as he passes the singing audition. Variations of “This is America, ain’t it? Ain’t this America?” appear at least 15 times in the book.
“But the LOOK is all wrong. Can ya’ pop an eye out an’ flail around a lot? Think ‘Popeye meets Bruce Lee’. YEAH! THAT’S what the audience wants! I’ve read the comments on the Tracy board.”
“Golly, Sir! I only know WHEELS ON THE BUS but it’s the AC/DC cover and I knock it out of the ballpark! Oh, and I accompany myself on the kazoo at the same time!”
I wonder what the crime will be. No, don’t tell me…somebody is going to rob the ticket window. Whole lot of good that will do the perpetrator if the majority of attendees used their credit cards.
Yeah, no director is going to say “you’ve got the part if…” in the middle of an audition. Especially when, I assume, there are more people to audition.
Can’t wait for Opening Night! A new hit musical to replace the retiring champion (so to speak; Phantom of the Opera was Broadway’s longest-running show), Vitamin Flintheart’s Funny Papers, featuring singing Nephew Robert (I have no idea what his family name is supposed to be)! Will the critics warm to it? Will Wendy Wichel try to sink it?
AnyFace over 1 year ago
avenger09 over 1 year ago
I have nothing to complain about today.
Amazing!!!
avenger09 over 1 year ago
I have nothing to complain about today
Other than the Annie blank eyes ripoff!
Neil Wick over 1 year ago
Good morning™, everyone!
Well, I guess Uncle Steelface got him the audition and the casting director likes him, as long as he passes the singing audition. Variations of “This is America, ain’t it? Ain’t this America?” appear at least 15 times in the book.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 1 year ago
Good morning™, aspiring thespians !
One more hoop and the kid is in like flynn !
Love the looking down angle view on the auditioner and his ‘bravo enthusiasm’.
Ricky Bennett over 1 year ago
“Maybe I shoulda said ‘DiMaggio’”…
Phantomfire 01 over 1 year ago
Sharp-looking cracker jack.
Phantomfire 01 over 1 year ago
The Phantom may be returning to Moonstone Books in 2023, in new graphic novels and illustrated prose features.
Ciao.
Sporteric11 over 1 year ago
I this this show will be a dog !!!
Sporteric11 over 1 year ago
This is looking more like a case of Copyright Infringement!!!
Batster over 1 year ago
What’s the name of the dog playing Fuzzy? Gund, perhaps?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 1 year ago
….hope his singing ain’t like Barney Rubble’s whenever Barney was OUT of the shower…….oh groan…..
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
Has the ASPCA approved the dog actor’s, (and, stand in’s) handler, yet?
Durak Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sing? Out loud?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh boy…..it is going to be a loooong story…………!
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
“But the LOOK is all wrong. Can ya’ pop an eye out an’ flail around a lot? Think ‘Popeye meets Bruce Lee’. YEAH! THAT’S what the audience wants! I’ve read the comments on the Tracy board.”
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
“Golly, Sir! I only know WHEELS ON THE BUS but it’s the AC/DC cover and I knock it out of the ballpark! Oh, and I accompany myself on the kazoo at the same time!”
Another Take over 1 year ago
1-ROBERT: GIMME THE PART OR I KILL THE DOG!
2- WHATDAYA MEAN, IT’S A STUFFED TOY?
3-STEELFACE’S BOYFRIEND: The door is back that way. Tell your Uncle that I now want to see other people.
ROBERT: Thank you and I hope we passed the audition…*
Robert’s John Lennon impression
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
If Robert has no “tweet” (can’t sing) maybe he can get some lessons from Tonsils.
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
It is a wonder that B.O. Plenty did not try to see if there was a part for Lil’ Attitude.
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
Oh surely some tickets are available for members of MCU, Sam probably took care of it.
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
Too bad they cannot take some liberties and let Robert sing, John Mellencamp’s " Ain’t That America".
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
I wonder what the crime will be. No, don’t tell me…somebody is going to rob the ticket window. Whole lot of good that will do the perpetrator if the majority of attendees used their credit cards.
Null Island over 1 year ago
Yikes! Special guest star, Wilbur Weston!
Mopman over 1 year ago
Yeah, no director is going to say “you’ve got the part if…” in the middle of an audition. Especially when, I assume, there are more people to audition.
Yeah, I know, it’s just a comic.
tcayer over 1 year ago
So he’s perfect for the part but he can’t sing? And Uncle Steelface will have to step in?
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Can’t wait for Opening Night! A new hit musical to replace the retiring champion (so to speak; Phantom of the Opera was Broadway’s longest-running show), Vitamin Flintheart’s Funny Papers, featuring singing Nephew Robert (I have no idea what his family name is supposed to be)! Will the critics warm to it? Will Wendy Wichel try to sink it?
ridenslide65 over 1 year ago
“If you can sing?” Really? I’d like to know which auditions go like that….