Spent two summers at a Heinz plant in Quality Control. Those ads about slow ketchup were SERIOUS. We had a very exacting procedure for testing the viscosity of ketchup. Tested every hour for it. If the ketchup was too thin the whole hour’s production got quarantined.
I asked what happened to the quarantined ketchup; they’d re-test it a few months later and it usually passed. If it was still too runny it was shipped to Europe.
When my dad was in grad school, he and my mom were invited to a dinner by their neighbors. They offered ketchup/catsup. My dad was quick to point out that the only reason to use that was if the taste was too awful to tolerate.
C over 1 year ago
Diet aid
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
I like your new chef already, homemade food!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“The new chef is nervous. He gave you extra ketchup to hide his blood, no charge.”
nosirrom over 1 year ago
He only knows how to make liver and onions?
Doug K over 1 year ago
“… Or … since he’s new, I’ll give him another chance to do it right.”
dflak over 1 year ago
Ketchup – AKA: La Sauce American.
petermerck over 1 year ago
It might not help but at least it would add some color.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
especially if it’s the meatloaf. js
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Thanks for the warning Sally!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The waitress offers a helpful hint worth a nice tip!
paranormal over 1 year ago
He owns stock in the catsup manufacturers…
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
“Chew, but don’t swallow.”
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Quit eating there for sure.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
Ketchup: the secret to culinary success!!
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
And lots of hot sauce.
Bruce388 over 1 year ago
Spent two summers at a Heinz plant in Quality Control. Those ads about slow ketchup were SERIOUS. We had a very exacting procedure for testing the viscosity of ketchup. Tested every hour for it. If the ketchup was too thin the whole hour’s production got quarantined.
I asked what happened to the quarantined ketchup; they’d re-test it a few months later and it usually passed. If it was still too runny it was shipped to Europe.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Extemporaneous FDA warning.
edeloriea14 over 1 year ago
That would be a heavily tomatoed sloppy joe.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Time to call in Gordon Ramsey.
I Play One On TV over 1 year ago
When my dad was in grad school, he and my mom were invited to a dinner by their neighbors. They offered ketchup/catsup. My dad was quick to point out that the only reason to use that was if the taste was too awful to tolerate.
A few minutes later, he asked for ketchup/catsup.
They never got invited back.