Clay Jones for September 05, 2022

Start the steal. Steal classified information.

“I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden.” (Lynn Anderson)

It’s ironic, in a sad sort of way, herr trump “called for drug dealers to receive the death penalty” despite the fact that he " pardoned several people convicted of selling drugs before he left office". Hypocrisy, thy name is donald john trump!!

SOURCE: https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-calls-for-death-penalty-drug-dealers-despite-pardoning-some-2022-9

The Mango Mussolini rushes to their defense …

Golly gee, Jim2g, muddy usa, firebird gunner, opspecial, ultra ammosexual, sammy snyder, kat and alfred brown, that orange sierra stain just won’t come out, huh?:

Republicans are not fascists. Democrats may not agree with them, but they can certainly at least be nice and civil about (I’m friends with a few). Now, the MAGA crowd….yeah, Biden nailed it.

Biden’s wasting his breath. Preaching to the choir. And stirring up a hornet’s nest, in the balance. He shouldn’t lower himself to the rump’s level.

The ex now says he’s financially helping “some” of them but as always it’s a statement vague in detail. When it comes to further fleecing them one only needs to see his ongoing fund raising efforts.

Biden seems to have hit upon a touchy subject, enough for Trump to nearly blow a gasket. Do the same thing every week or so, and poor Trump will go absolutely wild. Better than anything on TV.

The colorful box is a cute tribute to one of your regular trolls.

Sippy cup says “Start the Steal”.

What is really insane is that billionaires who are giving their acquired wealth back to society are portrayed as evil by TFG loyalists who let TFG use their money instead of his own.

Biden finnally addressed the GOP Elephant in the room….

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/04/opinions/trump-weekend-rally-biden-obeidallah/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/04/politics/trump-rally-nazi-sympathizer-january-6-rioter/index.html

I agree with trump. Empty every prison and jail. Help wanted signs in every window.

I was with the governor, and let out a big belch. I then said “Pardon me”. So he did.

Check out the flag lapel pin. It’s Russia’s flag.

Trump is gonna make 2022 totally about him, and may all his little loyal sycophants wrap themselves up in his coat tails and find themselves voted out of office. Legally, correctly, solidly.

Considering the number of people who ceased to be useful to Putin who’ve suddenly ‘leaped’ from tall buildings, I wonder if Trump is trying to keep churning Magats in a bid to keep himself from a similar fate. Perhaps a prison cell on a ground floor is the best protection Trump can hope for.

Russia, if you’re listening, tell us what was in the 48 empty folders!

He should be charged with hundreds of obstructing justice charges for telling everyone that he’d pardon them as soon as he becomes dictator-in-chief. That’s a crime. Also inciting violence against the FBI is too.

CJ…Perfect toon: image, irony, contrast.

Trump shouldn’t be trusted with anything. Including crayons.