Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 17, 2022

One is more appeeling than the other.

What is he hiding? Enquiring minds want to know.

Well, for one thing, the banana shape isn’t necessarily a good one.

Choose your Kegel exercise equipment carefully.

One’s soft, the other’s hard? ☺

Different strokes, for different folks – and so on, and so on, and scooby dooby dooo.

Just because one visual metaphor works doesn’t mean you can’t use another. I think Cynthia’s feigning ignorance to give her dad a hard time.

Barney’s embarrassed… So, Lucretia, does it curve to the left or right?

It is stupid teaching blindly due to ridiculous fear of the human body. Thank you, Christianity.