Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 04, 2022

Pay attention to me or else

Sometimes you can get in trouble without saying a word, Rod!

What got her Cummerbund – all in a twist???!!

/SHMIRK/

How dare he not catcall her after she put such an effort !

There was probably no way he could have done the right thing.

Unless I said something to deserve that, I would call that assault.

What a butt! And with a double meaning.

Take THAT! MeToo Movement.

I will never understand…the human race, come to think of it. This is partially why.

are they married now?

Sooooo, woof?

But, but, he was en guard…

At least he was wearing his helmet. That seem’s to have taken the blow. And Rod can be OK in the fact that her right hand will be sore for a week.

He got off easy. Pai Mei would have snatched his eye out.

I”m assuming she is wearing a rather large bustle?

“SLAP” Not sure I deserved that. “SLAP” I may have deserved that. “SLAP” I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either. No! That one I deserved.

He probably shouldn’t have been whistling “Little Red Caboose”.

I assumed there was an enemy, probably not a barbarian, under her dress that sneaked past.

When commission and omission are both bad, is there a possible happy medium?

I wonder what would have happened if he’d called her the b-word.

Now they beat him, to say nothing, there is no way to win

You can’t win with some women

Merrily she seems to Roll Along……..

It almost looks like he tried to wink at her but was just too tired.

But….but…..he restrained himself from saying that dress DOES make your butt look fat!

As Norm from Cheers observed…………..“Women, can’t live with them…………………………………..Pass the beer nuts.”

Rodney and his timidity is amusing.

Rodney was speechless, much to Gwen’s chagrin.

I hate it when women do that.