Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 15, 2022

well, how else is she going to know where he’s going?

So that ya knows where to finds him.

I always think of Joe Cocker’s song “You can leave your hat on” but I sing these lyrics; “You can leave the fan on”.

My wife narrates her whole life. I usually tune her out then get in trouble when I miss something meant for me.

“And really, Please don’t report if it’s #1 or #2 … or subsets thereof…”

Why does she have to know what he’s doing? Is she one of ‘those’?

I just say I’m heading to the library.

I’ll alert the media.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

But if he didn’t she would ask him where he’s going. Always a chance it’s the refrigerator.

Well if the wife asks, " Where are you going?" Every time you get out of your chair…

My husband always asks me where I am going as I walk up the stairs. Just a bedroom and bathroom up there, so… Sometimes I say I am going to climb out the window.

It’s a courtesy, so you can snag the last piece of cake while he’s gone.

Pluggers should have Glade air freshener on hand.

It’s when he comes back and says, “I’d give that 15 minutes.”

Only being polite.. gonna be a while (and the fumes linger) so if anyone else needs to go first…….

I only say if someone asks, and since I live alone that doesn’t happen much. ………(OTOH, when I’m feeling silly I sing ♬ “Let’s all go to the bathroom…” to that tune we heard at the Drive-In Theater when we were kids.)

She’s got the newspaper that he wants to take with him. :)

Hey when you gotta go you gotta you gotta go ,now!!!

A plugger will let you know how it went when they come back.

during a recent visit to the mall my wife called out to me, hey, i found this great ____ (don’t remember what it was) while you were in the toilet. i told her, thanks for keeping everyone in the surrounding area up to date on my movements…

And if he didn’t tell her she’d b.itch about where he was..(42 years of marriage experience)

My friend’s husband was hospitalized for several days with a possible bowel obstruction and other intestinal problems. The doctor wanted him to keep a record of his “episodes” of going #2, so she put a nice little notebook and a pen in the bathroom for him. He never would mark anything on the paper, for reasons unknown. She finally gave up and let him just explain to the doctor the next visit.