Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 03, 2022

It gives me a headache.

Headbutts, eh. Goats is such oxymaroons.

Now I’m going to think of that song every time I see a Ram, including the trucks.

Butt out.

Butt head.

And he doesn’t wanna butt heads.

“Dude, this is what we do the win the right to mate. Don’t you want your genes to be passed on?”

and he cannot lie

I am!!!

He needs to download more RAM

If somebody said that in the comments, it would be against the rules.

How about small butts?

Ewe knew?

Baby got butt?

Well then, go rutt yourself.

Yeah, I herd.

That’s using your head for something more than a horn rack.

I love big butts, I cannot lie.

Don’t want to hear a big Kadashing sound?

I used to watch the Bighorns slamming each other on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom… and it always gave me a headache just thinking about it

Sir Mix-a-lot is and he cannot lie!

“Never trust a big butt and a smile”