Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2022

So quit being so crabby.

I wouldn’t sleep in that bed, she’s got crabs!!!!!

And low smell.

As soon as he kills and eats all those, he’ll get into bed.

This isn’t what crossed his mind when she told him she had crabs.

Q: Why does the ocean roar? – A: You’d roar, too, if you had crabs in your bed.

Even though those crabs are soft shell …

he’s going to need more of a hard sell from her to get into bed with her.

I’m out. She’s got crabs.

Holy crab!

“Actually, I’m a Virgo.”

If that happened to me, I would get really crabby.

I’ll take the couch.

Ready for some crab dip sweetie?

I have a whole bunch of comments but this is a family site, so I’ll keep them to myself

Hey, look, she has crabs!

She must be rich! Those soft crabs are around $12 each.

Better wear a cup prior to getting in to bed!

They still bite though.

Parisi almost got away with that one!

Now THAT is the Mother of all STD’s. Talk about a case of the crabs. RUN BUDDY……………..RUN!!!

It’s not OK and it’s staying soft.

Nothing like a women with crabs.

She has the “crabs” ???

I’m guessing Mark Parisi is a Marylander?

Problem: Soft-shells don’t turn red when steamed, like blue crabs and lobsters do.

This is all so shellfish.

I hope she doesn’t wake up in a crabby mood.

Now I want to see a cross between a soft-shell crab and a soft-shell taco.

he’s really looking shell-shocked…

It’s the pincers I worry about.

This immediately made me think about my current challenge to find a comfortable sleeping position. It reminded me that it could always be worse ;-)