Lalo Alcaraz for August 13, 2022

Or the ground water where there’s been fracking …

There is a better suggestion, avoid that “third rock from the sun” – altogether!!!

/SHNARK/

Of course not. When aliens relieve themselves, the results fall to Earth as precipitation. They won’t tell us because they know we play in it, drink it, and grow our food in it.

“What a mess the world is in, I wonder who began it. Don’t ask me, I’m only visiting this planet.” (Larry Norman)

Blame the GOP

In reality, advanced civilizations would be warned away from a volatile self-destructive planet such as ours where its people cannot work together for the common good.

We are working on the cause of that problem. There is a right-wing infestation we are in the process of getting rid of.

Who in their right mind drinks water?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCojBngA—s. From 1965. People are starting to notice. Which means it’s already too late.

Many years ago i read a very short SciFi story. The alien recon ship reported back to HQ. In their report they said overall Earth was a nice planet, but advised against making contact because the fools that inhabited the planet were actually testing nuclear weapons in the atmosphere!

https://youtu.be/JPrAuF2f_oI