Close to Home by John McPherson for September 18, 2022

He should be on Sal-ary

One time I had $4.

Watching the b00b tube is a busy school night? Anyone want a snack?

Perhaps Bleeb already had his voyeuristic fix when the ladies were over buying the kid’s hot dogs?

Does he have an ice cream cart for dessert?

I’ll take two! … and send the beer guy down if you run into him!

Sal provides carcinogens in both the air and the food!

Now all Sal needs is a snow cone machine

Your house is never the same once the witness protection service comes knocking.

I can tell it’s a school night because the children are obviously engrossed in their homework.

Anyone else notice that the dog’s nose looks like a pig’s snout?

There’s a hot dog stand at the Lowes that I shop at. They smell delicious, but I’ve never had one.

I’ll take a hotdog, hold the cigarette ashes.

Bleed is hanging out at the base of the cart hoping that Sal drops some crumbs.

Plus Sal is a real hot dog in the sack!

Popsicle Pete will be next.

Sal’s hots just wouldn’t taste the same without the cigarette ashes. Maybe that is why city street vendor hots taste so good.

I’m shocked that nobody has commented on the lack of Sal’s legs!