Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 08, 2022

Better than just getting baked?

Well somebody got him out of his shell.

He’s not half the clam he used to be.

“But I’m happy as a clam about it.”

Wow she probably kept the pearl as well

♫♪

Since you left me and you said goodbye

(I’m in pieces, bits and pieces)

All I do is sit and cry

(I’m in pieces, bits and pieces)

♪♫

i tried talking with him but he just clammed up.

Turn around and see for yourself – wait; you can’t see or turn around, right?

Well, he looks pretty broken up about it.

He’s just a shell of his old self.

I don’t know; he clammed up about it.

Now he’s gonna go get fried.