Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 08, 2022

Only because you feed us. Meow!!

And so it begins

Do you really believe that?

Should have washed your hands after making that tuna sandwich.

They’re not her cats; she’s their human.

The neighborhood “Crazy Cat Lady,” in her early years of human male rejection.

Cats allow you to love them.

Are you sure about that?

As much as any member of their staff can be loved.

Money can’t buy their love.

Gooshyfood doesn’t hurt. Neither does catnip. All of my cats are druggies. I’m convinced that cats can see red whilst under the influence. “Oh, wow. The colors.” “Have you ever really looked at your paw?” >^^<

I’d love you. Pet me. Feed me. Let me sleep on your lap/in bed with you. Purr in your ear. Kneed your…..

Wow. Heartbroken AND delusional.

You should see the “gifts” they left in you shoes and on your pillow.

Cats are simple creatures. all they ask is that you feed them, clean their litter box, and adore them, and in return, they just might acknowledge your existence.

Cats have never forgotten that they were worshipped as gods by the ancient Egyptians.

cats just can’t find good help these days…

Your problem could possibly be simply a matter of overdressing

A puuuuurfect time to give your kitty treats….MEOW!

Even though they nibbled off most of your nose while you slept???

(I can’t get over these impossibly small noses they used to draw in the 50’s. Was that hotter than huge breasts then?)

“Well, maybe that dorky teenager next door. But that’s just hormones.”

Remember; Dogs have Masters, Cats have Staff…

Strangely enough, none of my boyfriends have been fond of my cats…though they all say they love puss…y.

Happy International Cat Day! :-) I’m amused that she also has her hand in what is considered a Neko position! Great stuff!

“….Or at least they do as long as I feed them.”

Well, you certainly are missing a lot….a lot!