Herman by Jim Unger for August 06, 2022

and check for one hundred

A small salad and a trough with a conveyor belt

Looks like a reinforced chair should be ordered too

Table for two won’t be big enough.

He’ll probably need extra heavy duty springs installed on his car just to haul her around.

He doesn’t look like a big eater — or much longer for this Earth..

“And don’t give me THAT LOOK! My wife is expecting triplets. The vet says it’ll be any day now.”

Mrs. Creosote?

It’s the American way

It could be one of those fancy gourmet restaurants with the tiny portions.

He needs the ‘all you can eat’ buffet, not the charge by the dish routine.

Hospital room for 1.

Oy! We have a table near the kitchen, sir, would that help?

Right this way to the kitchen!

I guess they close early tonight…

Normal serving at a restaurant for two is currently food for four. My wife and I either share a meal or take home enough for another meal for both. Wish they didn’t give such large servings!

Sir – may I suggest the buffet around the corner?

And a diet soda

Pull up three chairs and sit down.

“Just one more mint sir”

Yes, that is right, you received a reservation for a large party. I am the large party!

Attributed to G. K. Chesterton, perhaps apocryphal.

One time I got a table for two and food for six.