Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 15, 2022

Does the kitty cat know you better than yourself, Marigold?

okay then

It sounds like (among so many other things) UNICORNS also invented shrinks?

I challenge Dana to draw a picture of Sophia with some kind of ironic subtext.

Relish the fact you have a really good friend, Phoebe, good ones are hard to find!

Ironically, she had drawn a subtext!

Phoebe has a cat?

No one truly knows anyone. “We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hides your face, or the one that is your face?” — Green Goblin, Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon

(senses philosophy in this cartoon)

From now on, I’m blaming “The Death of the Author” on unicorns.

That first panel rings so true.

If only we knew ourselves as others know us. If only we could see ourselves as others see us.

I don’t know who said it first, but somebody did.

“It’s SUBTEXT, Steven!” Peridot.

Can anybody draw a cat WITHOUT an ironic subtext? And if you did, it would come up short in properly representing a cat.