Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 25, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    She achieved a perfect SOFA* score. Exceptional to the end.

    *sequential organ failure assessment — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOFA_score

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Cheese Burger King in paradise.

    … she has lines on her face…

    She died in the bathtub, which the deal is for seal. A death wish included scrubbing bubbles clean.

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    rastapopilos  almost 2 years ago

    Unlike those that just fade away.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …a school district in Texas has outlawed girls from wearing dresses & skirts…

    …when I was growing up…

    …girls were only allowed ‘to’ wear dresses…

    …they call it etiquette…

    …professionalism…

    …the article says nothing about yoga pants…

    …shorts are ok…

    …who wears shorts to work?…

    …one step short of uniforms…

    …one step forward for unitards..

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    Leaving etiquette behind is a big shocker for those who still observe it. Another measure of conformity, which these ladies ‘did’ in spades. So I think she’ll follow the dictates even unto death. Too bad.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Graphic proof that her g-g-g-generation IS now just

    f-f-f-fading away …!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 2 years ago

    I have a list of Wurlitzer brand organs if she wants a new one.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If Lady Bird Johnson was alive this would kill her.

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    Is Pluto following etiquette, having five moons (that we can see)? Does that seem presumptuous to anyone else?

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    Lady Bird drew a blank on her friends’ names and faces, but never their hairdoos. They were known as Lyndon’s Lacquer Ladies.

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    El Gran Jugador  almost 2 years ago

    A great example of what makes Frog Applause a pleasure to read. Brava!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    A pinch of weed and a block of alcohol for Fresca clean.

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    Just imagine the amount of hair spray that went into those doos? They didn’t need a pillow to sleep, the lacquer not only held their hair in place but kept their heads elevated when they slept.

    The three things I was glad to see disappear during the 60s were bouffant hairdos, bras, and girdles!

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    “It’s better to look good than to feel good.”

    Fernando Lamas

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    El-Kabong  almost 2 years ago

    Where are your elbows, June? On the table, perhaps? Those are the perils of eating organic*. Never considered that, did you? Pearls must be another story.

    As Ernie Anderson used to say.. Turn Blue!

    - The P.E.G. system is more than a guide. Poise Etiquette and Grooming might even help you win a title or two. :)

    *Italicized for the lame and Fred Basset readers.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    I am intrigued at the notion that your degree of etiquette determines the fashion (ahem) of your death! That’s quite a contribution to the philosophy of Death.

    Thanatopical, too….

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