Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for July 28, 2022

Crypto is used to protect sensitive information.

cryptozoologist

If I have to write random stuff, I’ll write the Gettysburg address.

He’s a blockhead not a block chain expert

The only way you can tell hawthorne dosen’t know is by the fact he hasn’t exploited it yet.

I hear that Crypto now has a theme song

♪ I’ve got plenty of nothing and nothing’s plenty for me…♫

Like crypto pretends to be money.

How did Hawthorne even become mayor anyway? He’s not qualified to be the mayor if he’s going to slack off like that.

First rule of investing: If you don’t understand something, don’t invest in it. I once saw one of the Sharks decline to invest in one of the proposed opportunities simply because he didn’t understand it. It wasn’t Mark Cuban, however. His returns on investment in Shark Tank projects is a negative number.

If you have enough time to learn how crypto and NFTs work, why not put it to good use and learn quantum mechanics instead? QM never lost anyone their life savings. Advantage QM.

Like people who say “Google it yourself” when called out on an idiotic non-fact.

Cryptocurrency will do to banks what email did to the postal industry

Haha! XD

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