Close to Home by John McPherson for June 29, 2022

I think she is about to be hiss-tory!

Assuming there are still 23. Maybe some of the smaller snakes got eaten.

One time I had 24 of them.

I think there was a movie about him on a plane.

Be Careful Bleeb.

Your just about the right size for a meal.

That’s one way of making sure you wont see her again!

Mouse problem solved

“Your place or mine” didn’t work out too well this time.

That’s probably about how many foster rabbits my daughter has.

Is there a place in the house where the snakes are not allowed?

Is there somewhere where they could have some privacy?

It would appear that he has…

A reptile dysfunction!

If they are vipers, they could vipe your vindows.

I hate snakes! The Burmese Pythons which have taken over the Everglades are a real problem. Saw where hunter got a female on nest with 49 eggs. Good catch!

I dated a girl with a snake for a pet once. Only once. “Love me, love my snake”, is a pretty clear message. See ya. Wouldn’t want to be ya.

She misunderstood him when he invited her to his home to meet Smother …

Had a roommate’s baby boa curl up and sleep inside my shirt in college. It was pretty cool.

She should be warned about his trouser snake.

I don’t like spiders and snakes. :)

I only have one thing to say.

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Bleeb! Run for it! You look too much like a Mickey Mouse Meal.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Good to know. Bye…..

Indiana Jones, he’s not.

Even I would find that a little creepy

If she is a serpentophobic, then that relationship is over.

And people make fun of “crazy cat ladies.” HA!

Why is this woman there in the first place?

Bleeb, I don’t think that’s the safest place for you to be.

The gray and orange one is a gray-banded kingsnake! <3 I used to have one