Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 01, 2022

oh,there may be one noise or two: the scarfing of the lawn and the belching after the service

Just make sure the kids aren’t outside playing first.

I wonder if this is a substitute for the mower he was using on Monday…https://www.gocomics.com/lio/2022/06/27?ct=v&cti=2208697

At first glance, I thought that said “Al Green” and now I can’t get “Let’s Stay Together” out of my head.

Who picks up after it?

He might be better off with a mild herd of sheep. …just sayin…

I dunno . . . doesn’t look like the right physical adaptation for trimming grass. Shrub removal, maybe.

Those teeth don’t look like herbivore teeth to me……

Self fertilizing too.

Is that a herbivore?

Just make sure it doesn’t get near the shrubs.

And free fertilizer!

Make sure the pets and kids are locked up.

I could use that. Wonder if he lives in New Jersey?

It’s using its tongue to tap on his shoulder for attention before asking: “Are we there yet?” Or possibly, “I’m hungry, let’s do the neighbor’s lawn as a free sample.”