Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 28, 2022

They’ll miss that, too.

Come on Dirk, add eye care to your troopers health insurance.

Then again, I guess new troopers are always cheaper.

And they wanna pin a lot on you.

A yellow head? They must be imagining that it’s Brewster.

And here’s to NOT finding tootsie rolls in it

Apparently they’re as good with sticks and a piñata as they are at aiming guns.

That’s not how piñata’s work. You’re supposed to be blindfolded.

Some piñatas put up a good fight before they spill their guts.

Dirk Raider enters the room 20 minutes later: “Why are you morons wearing dented armor?”

If these clowns aim like Star Wars Stormtroopers, that piñata is perfectly safe.

I don’t think Dirk Raider’s can win at this, these are the guys who can’t shoot straight. Why do they believe they can swing a stick any better, all they will do is hit each other.

[Whoosh!] [Swish!] [Whiff!]

Dirk: “Why is it me? Why is it always me?”

How to hit it?

“Hey, it’s behind you!”

My money’s on the pinata.

They’ve got a chance as long as they don’t use their laser guns.

I thought they might be trying Wordle.

boy, nothin’ beats a piñata, eh…

PiÑatas: Why bungee jumping is not popular in Mexico.

When they finally manage to knock it down, they discover that Trooper 67 stole all the Candy out of it and replaced it with Tootsie Rolls.

There was a movie about Imperial stormtroopers in a tennis tournament. It was titled “Endless Love”.

You can’t swing at the piñata without putting the blast shield down on your helmet.

Trooper Frank just got out of the hospital from last time.