B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 25, 2022

Probably had a lot of competition from the giant herbivores.

Vegan being short for bad hunter

And a fruitan since there’s an apple on the wall

Also, he starved to death.

I see he spare hunted his vegan food.

Imagine the stories he has of hunting the wild roaming apple. The trepidation of the approach and the disappointment upon find out it was a pear and he realises his eyesight isn’t what it was.

vegan = neanderthal for rubbish at hunting

Plants don’t run away. They also don’t fight back. They’ll just stand their and let you poke them with spears. But watch out for poison oak. It’ll let you know what it thinks about rubbing around and poking things at it while wearing a just a loincloth.

We have Rodney with his spear on the right side near the apple.

The fruits don’t run quite as well.

“Got it for a cheap price when he was eaten by a dinosaur who wasn’t a vegan!”

What do vegans have against plants?

I wonder now if there is cave art somewhere that features edible plants?

Too bad, the Carnivores plants ate him.

Viva lost vegans – Elvis has left the cave

Stalking the Wild Asparagus. -Euell Gibbons

So the cave is empty because the former owner starved. ;-)

Notice in that corner the big pile of leaves and twigs; instead of bones.

What’s with the martini glass? After yesterday’s keg-golf episode I figured he would still be nursing a hangover.

And ironically was eaten by a T-Rex….

Or maybe he was a bad hunter

If veggies were furry and could purr, vegans might starve to death. No carrots were harmed in the making of this statement.

Did you ever notice that in the wild the “vegan” animals all tend to be huge, like cows, elephants, hippos, water buffalo, bison, etc. whereas the meat eaters tend to be lean like cheetahs, lions, tigers etc. :-)

Must be an herbivore.

beef is a plant based food