Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 07, 2022

Makes you wish the coin landed on its edge…..

So they named him after Sonic’s friend?

That’s how Flip Wilson got his name.

How did Penny get her name?

So….it runs in ’Loon’s’ family ! ! ! !

Just wait till you have to feed it regurgitated food. (They are birds after all.)

Is everyone in Loon’s family an idiot?

If they flipped currency, they could have named him Bill.

For a brief time they called him (his name was) “Up-in-the-Air”.

I didn’t know what to name my daughter, so I asked my brother. He said “Denise”.I didn’t know what to name my son, so I asked my brother. He said “Denephew”.

better than calling a daughter ‘head’

It may be tough going for Tails to get ahead in life…

My brother was at sea when his wife had twins so I helped name them. The girl is Denise. The boy is Denefew.

Caudis!

Could be worse. What if it was heads and he joined the Navy?

This just made me laugh out loud! Thank you Gary and Susie!

I met a Filipino guy once who was so drunk when he arrived at the hospital to meet his newborn son, that when the doctor asked him the name for the baby the first thing that came to his mind was what he had in his hand. That’s how his son got the name Heineken.

Funny Gary and Susie!

The husband and his very pregnant wife were rushing to the hospital when they were in a horrible accident. When the wife came out of her coma a week later, the hospital staff told her the twins were delivered and the baby boy and girl are very healthy but her husband had not survived. The wife while mourning her losing her husband but happy for the children asked the doctors who has been making decisions while she was in her coma because neither set of grandparents were alive. The doctors said her brother has been very helpful and taken over until she woke up……“My brother was making decisions—are you nuts? He is an a moron with a 3rd grade reading level”. The doctors said he was doing very well and even provided names for the children for their birth certificates…….The mother asked what the names were fearing the worst……“Your daughter’s name is Denice” said the doctor…."Denice, that is a very nice name—what about my son?’ she asked. Your son’s name is “Denephew”……………..

Then there were the parents who pulled their kid’s name out of a hat, so they named him “Six and seven-eighths.”

Obviously Loon is the scholar in his family.