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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 14, 2022

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    Vilyehm  almost 2 years ago

    Least used phrase:

    Hey Earth, kiss my umbra!

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    What about the phrases of the sun?

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    He’s waxing philosophic.

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    mikeyman  almost 2 years ago

    I’m mooning everyone.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    that’s amore

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Moonday was yesterday.

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago
    Why was the moon upset after the lunar landings? Because the astronauts trampled all over the place, and they never even offered an Apollo-gy!
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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So where’s the cow?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    What about moonbeams ?

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Last should be, “All things old are new again.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 2 years ago

    He could be in front of a stockholders’ meeting, describing the company’s first-quarter or last-quarter performance

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    What about the phasers of the Klingons?

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    Thehag  almost 2 years ago

    https://www.musicgrotto.com/songs-about-the-moon/Couldn’t find the song I wanted so….

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    AndrewSihler  almost 2 years ago

    If this were my strip, the “moon’s” statement in the last panel would have been, “Well, this is new!”

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    this is just loony…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    LOL!!! Very clever, Mark! ❤️

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